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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …